Alright hipsters, whoever you are. What's with the ironic moustaches?
I don't get it. I'm not even sure if they can actually be called ironic. Maybe they're just an ill-conceived fashion choice...a stab at anti-fashion commentary which ironically just becomes a fashion trend? Anyhow i'm boring myself.
What I am trying to say is: YOU'RE WASTING YOUR LIFE.
Take this invented future potential anecdote, for example:
It's 2050. You're seventy-years-old and Martin Sheen is once again president of the United States . You're sitting in your bamboo easy chair, and you've got your grandchildren on your lap.
They ask you (in unison): "Grandpa/grandma....what was life like in the time before the polar ice caps melted and we didn't have to eat people?"
And you have no choice but to answer: "Well, kids, I was living life ironically."
Think about it. It's never too late, until it's way too late.