It's getting itchier....and I feel like now, when I meet someone, I have to explain.
"Hi, I'm Zac. Yeah, so, this moustache isn't really what I do. No, I'm not a first-responder."
I feel like everyone is looking at me. When I see someone I know, I can feel their eyes drifting toward my indecent upper-lip. Is there such a thing as a "lip-cleavage" cover for men?