I've got to level with you. I come from, what my Melanie refers to as the "hair belt". It's a wedge of land that runs along the Mediterranean Sea and up into the mountains of eastern Europe. Eons ago, a band of super-intelligent gorillas invaded the area. I believe that I am their descendant. More on this theory another time.
Day 2 and my stubble is more pronounced. It's fuzzy and dark. Pleasant to the touch as well. Day 3 will yield more results I'm sure. If I knew the Macedonian National Anthem, I would sing it.
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